ONCE
UPON A TIME… PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD WERE SADDENED BY HIGH COSTS
AND THEY HOPED FOR A PLACE WITH DEEPLY DISCOUNTED RATES, FROM TOKYO TO
PARIS TO CAIRO TO RIO, THEY WAITED AND WAITED, BEGGED AND IMPLORED.
AND
ALAS, TAMARA OF NEW YORK CAME, WHERE PEOPLE CAN SHOP AND ITEMS WERE NOT
LAME. NO LONG LINES TO WAIT, NO MATCH LEFT TO FATE. NO HEAVY SHOPPING
BAGS, NO CORNY KNOCKOFF RAGS…AND FINALLY EVERYONE WAS HAPPY AGAIN. (THIS IS A TRUE STORY)
